Alphere vs Jeeteefxx
Alphere vs Jeeteefxx
Alphere vs Jeeteefxx
Alphere vs Jeeteefxx
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Alphere vs Jeeteefxx

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The war between the Alphere and the Jeeteefxx has been raging for in excess of 10000 years, and has shown no signs of stopping anytime soon.

On the lush tropical world of Celoz, these two very different beings would like nothing better than for the other to go extinct, but that's no likely to happen, and so it's a 65/12 battle zone. (in other words, all the time).

So, what is the problem?  Offworlders might say it is merely two alpha races wanting to dominate the planet, and because they are so different, it only accents the reasons they resent each other. 

It may have been the Assassination of Rookzolpa XIV that set things in motion, some would say, or most certainly their mutual desire to hoard the delicious lzzmoo fruits, which both races prize higher than a chest full of senimentian quadratic doubloons, has been known to force the Alphere to rain photonic hellfire down upon the Jeeteefxx capital of Rnn'Rnn more than once.

Just ask the Fradalon, the only race brave enough to regularly try to land their ships on Celoz, and consort with both races, and they'll tell you the Alphere are masters of technology, so it's a wonder at this point that they haven't invented something to extinguish the gurgling laughter of the Jeeteefx once and for all. 

That said, Fradalon know that the Jeeteefx is nearly impossible to defeat, and so even though Alpheres outnumber Jeeteefxx by a ratio of 1000 to 1 on the planet overall, Jeeteefxx have been around longer and have learned to adapt in such a way that they do not fear the Alphere, but one unprovoked attack after another has curdled the black blood of the Jeeteefxx, and now they have finally turned to fight the Alphere, in their own slow way.

At the same time, the planet itself has no love for either race by now, and does its best to dispose of the lot of them, whenever it is convenient.  This is another reason offworlders avoid Celoz, as chasms are constantly opening up, oceans rise unpredictably, storms smite down cities regularly, super volcanos erupt as ships fly overhead. 

There goes on a lot of praying by both races asking for forgiveness from their world mother, but she is not quick to forget that they disobey her at every turn, fighting and warring on a scale that now makes the world almost without peace anywhere.  

About The Shirt: This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women. 
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester

• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Side-seamed

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